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Circuit Overseers Visit

by I quit! in

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my wife is having her circuit overseer visit at her congregation tonight.

anyone know what they are talking about?

child molesters?

I quit!

And WTwizard I agree with Baltar. Relax enjoy a beer the F'er aren't worth it.

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Hello ~ New Here.

by witnomore in

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although i haven't been a witness for over 20 years, it has taken me that long to finally feel brave enough to join another church (aka christendom) and begin researching my past beliefs.

all this research has opened a few old wounds, but mostly liberated me from a lot of quilt.

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I quit!

Welcome on board. Joining another church to JW is worse than being a lying cheating pot smoking alcoholic child molester.

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Circuit Overseers Visit

by I quit! in

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my wife is having her circuit overseer visit at her congregation tonight.

anyone know what they are talking about?

child molesters?

I quit!

I was hoping for a little more practical information. I thought they might be doing some damage control.

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Circuit Overseers Visit

by I quit! in

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friends

my wife is having her circuit overseer visit at her congregation tonight.

anyone know what they are talking about?

child molesters?

I quit!

My wife is having her circuit overseer visit at her congregation tonight. Anyone know what they are talking about? Child molesters? Sparlock video?

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How Did You Become An Atheist?

by NewChapter in

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since there seem to be a number of threads in this spirit, i'd like to ask how others became atheists.

for myself, i learned some things that made me understand the bible wasn't true.

i looked deeper, and it became even more unlikely.

I'm not an atheist but I'm open minded enough to know I could be wrong. I do remember after I had been out of the WT for about a year or so I decided to read the book of Genesis. It became so obvious to me that the Adam and Eve and the snake story was a myth and not a historic account. I couldn't believe people, including myself ever took it literally. I also found the same thing to be true about many of the other stories in the Bible.. the Tower of Babel, the flood, the story of Lot, Jehovah's wrestling match etc....

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Grammer Fer Idiots

by Farkel in

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ending a sentence in a proposition can get a guy slapped a who bunch of times.. conjugating stuff should only be done in a proper marriage.. a split infinity leads to babies.. gerunds are little animals certain movie stars put in places where the sun don't shine.. transitive refers to people who live under bridges.. intransitive refers to people who live in houses.. double life imprisonment is a compound sentence for really bad guys.. a compound/complex sentence is almost the same thing, but the judge was on drugs and didn't have a clue when he issued it.. parsing a sentence should only be performed by people who don't have a clue what they are doing.. an example of a propositional phrase is "hey babe!

your place or mine?".

alliteration is what happens when a whole bunch of people toss garbage out of their car windows on the highway.. punctuation is what every 14 year old boy wants to do to every 14 year old girl and every other female on the planet for that matter.. using a semi-colon in a sentence is the same thing as using a period, except it isn't.. using a colon is something best done in private.. most people, use commas, way too much, and this, should be, avoided, however.. exclamation marks should be used sparingly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.